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I fell in the shower and all I could think was, “dear god, what if my hip is broken? I don’t have a life alert!” Hip isn’t broken, crisis averted. I will be investing in a life alert, though.
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  1. oh-the-worlds said: Ohmygod. Stop it. You’re fabulous. I can’t even handle it.
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