March 2012
2 tags
I have a court date. #LindsayLohanStatus
Anonymous asked: you have a vacuum, a blow torch, and a toothpick. there are swarms of zombies closing in on you. what do you do?
Anonymous asked: what's ur facebook link?
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February 2012
4 tags
“You triflin’, good-for-nothin’ type of brother.”
– Beyonce (AKA Destiny’s Child) singing about all of my exes.
Bromos before Hoemos.
niggapunk asked: The hungry bottom cannot be fed food, only cock
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Valentine's Day is like a box of chocolates... a...
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Seeing "hungry bottom" in a porn description...
If he’s so hungry why doesn’t he just eat some food? Obviously he can afford it, porn stars make a ton of money.
1 tag
L-U-V! Vagina! Y-O-U! You wanna?
As Told By Gingivitis
Valentine's Day.
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