January 2011
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December 2010
When people I don't really know make "yo momma"...
I like to put on an extremely anguished look and say, “Excuse me? My mother passed just recently.” just for my own enjoyment. The look on their faces, always priceless.
Anonymous asked: Dude. You're stunning.
Shawty, where you stay?
Shawty, where you stay?
Anonymous asked: Dude. You're stunning.
Shawty, where you stay?
Shawty, where you stay?
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“Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.”
– Shakespeare
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Anonymous asked: Where do you get all those little black v-necks you wear? They're hot on you.
Anonymous asked: Where do you get all those little black v-necks you wear? They're hot on you.
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Cry me a glass of water. I'm thirsty, bitch.
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I really want to see Black AFRICAN-AMERICAN Swan.
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“Nobody was getting hurt, but a lot of people hate me now. I kind of hate me too.”
– Olive Penderghast
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TMI Tuesday
I’ve never had sex with an animal.
hallucinogentleman asked: Yeah, I follow this Kayla person. She seems pretty interesting and posts things relevant to my interests.
But you don't need to provide me with any resources. Enough of her current life is on her blog that I could pose as her and shoot up a school with my best lip gloss on, and never be implicated in the crimes.
But you don't need to provide me with any resources. Enough of her current life is on her blog that I could pose as her and shoot up a school with my best lip gloss on, and never be implicated in the crimes.
D in MAT 251... Super.
Looks like I’ll be wasting my summer in class rather than doing productive things like complaining about hangovers.
Dirty Talk | Wynter Gordon
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I see attractive rich men...
and think to myself: I wouldn’t mind “accidentally” impregnating myself with his baby. Hello entrapment.
andrewfabulous1 asked: It was pleasant seeing your sexy face at school today. That school lacks a lot of it.xxox
andrewfabulous1 asked: It was pleasant seeing your sexy face at school today. That school lacks a lot of it.xxox
Attention All Bisexuals.
atonalsupplication:
Stop being greedy.
If I only get to have one sexual, then so do you.
Unless you have enough sexuals to share with the class.
And since you only have two, I’m guessing you don’t.
Confiscated.
Trolllolololol
Watch
They never let poor Adolf join in any Hebrew...
My body is like an amusement park...
You pay the entrance fee, but you still have to wait in line to ride.
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Anonymous asked: You're mega cute I hope you know that
Don't rain on my parade!
I’ll shit on your life!
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Going to get myself a boyfriend this week...
and when I say that I mean a vibrator.