February 2012
saintnicolas asked: The hungry bottom cannot be fed food, only cock
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Valentine's Day is like a box of chocolates... a...
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Seeing "hungry bottom" in a porn description...
If he’s so hungry why doesn’t he just eat some food? Obviously he can afford it, porn stars make a ton of money.
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L-U-V! Vagina! Y-O-U! You wanna?
As Told By Gingivitis
Valentine's Day.
jonjonathanjon:
L.O.V.E. | Chris Mann
January 2012
Why was 2girls1cup never nominated for an Oscar?
Maybe some day it’ll get the recognition it deserves.
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Anonymous asked: what do you look for in a guy, personality wise and looks.
Last Night at the Bar....
Bar Tender: Jello Shots?
Me: I actually don't drink, I've been sober for 3 years now. *Take a sip of my drink*
Bar Tender: You're drinking right now.
Me: Don't tell me how to live my life. It's my cheat day.
Lana Del Taco.
Anonymous asked: You make me laugh (in a good way) :)
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What if Rihanna's "We Found Love" was about...
“We found love in a hopeless place.”
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Bourne This Way...
Last installment of the Bourne series? Obviously.
If I were a drag queen my name would be Rachel...
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My Five Year Plan: Sell my soul to Satan to become...
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Writing a sequel to "The Girl With The Dragon...
I fell in the shower and all I could think was,...
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The first thing I woke up to this morning was...
I love BET.
December 2011
New Years Resolution: Less drunken crying.
Jim Crow's guide to doing laundry: "Separate, but...
Jim Crow was obviously the first to separate his lights from his darks.
Anonymous asked: can you post a picture of your bottom please :)
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