White Girls at Coachella: OMG! Ugh, no I'm not Hindu, I'm white--bindi's are just totally cool. I didn't know Outkast was this ghetto, when are they going to play "Ms. Jackson?"
White Boys at Coachella: Dude, I skinned a herd of pigeons for this feathered headdress! Sick right? I'm going to be rude as hell while raging to Skrillex!